are you still at the devil's house?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
where does the pee come out of this thing
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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