the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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