It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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