My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I believe in your delicious
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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