Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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