We tried having a conversation with our noses.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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