I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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