Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
