Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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