True but thats because hes a fetus.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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