apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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