he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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