What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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