I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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