Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
you inspire me to be a worse person
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
