Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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