you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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