just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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