I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
