She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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