What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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