That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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