drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
My ATM looks so different sober.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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