Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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