me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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