I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
They have beer where we have blood.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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