Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Tornado booty call.. dedication
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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