It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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