You're so nebulous sometimes
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Houston, we have a blender
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Come share oat with me in your robe
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
