So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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