i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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