Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry trupayn hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein

Fav 36 5441 1068
share tweet
(860): View more from Connecticut

Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.

Fav 16 1648 6152
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(416): View more from Toronto

Best. Handjob. Ever.

(905): View more from Ontario

I'm guessing Kelly is over?

(416): View more from Toronto

Nope. Home alone.

Fav 20 6307 3384
share tweet
(267): View more from Pennsylvania

she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.

Fav 11 4151 1707
share tweet
(225): View more from Louisiana

She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers

Fav 9 1116 2139
share tweet
(931): View more from Tennessee

How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.

Fav 7 3631 1453
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...

Fav 6 1067 1852
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(847): View more from Illinois

On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?

Fav 0 389 590
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(319): View more from Iowa

QUICK FAX ME THE BALL

(1-319): View more from Iowa

Not how faxing works at all btw

Fav 0 45 8
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT