Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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