it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
FUCK WHALES
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