I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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