i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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