I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
Randomize
