I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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