Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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