I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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