"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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