there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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