I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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