Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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