I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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