I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
