is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
so let's talk penis.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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