This girl is more easily done than said...
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
