I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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