like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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