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Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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