I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize