and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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