it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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